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Bread used to go stale in days. Now it survives for weeks.

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Food companies didn’t just preserve bread. They rebuilt it.

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Modern bread is engineered for profit, not digestion.

BRIEFING

Grant here. You know, preservatives are one of those things that are both a blessing and a curse. It's great that you can buy something and it can sit in your pantry for weeks without even a speck of mold. However, maybe we've gone a little overboard with preservatives, because one simple water test on an infamous slice of Wonder Bread has people pretty grossed out. Let's break it down.

A clip making the rounds online shows a woman performing a very basic “water test” on two slices of bread. One slice is Wonder Bread, one of the most widely sold breads in the United States, and the other is a slice she baked at home using traditional ingredients.

And the results are… disturbing.

When the Wonder Bread is placed under running water, the slice literally repels water. It's only after drowning it repeatedly that the slice finally bends and starts to absorb the liquid. The Wonder Bread slice is literally less absorbant than a sponge. Then the homemade slice, on the other hand, quickly breaks down the way you would expect, instantly absorbing the water and crumbling immediately.

SOURCE

Wonder Bread is one of the most popular breads in America. Selling roughly 90 million loaves per year

American does the water test with Wonder Bread vs a slice of bread she made at home

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Now looking at that, just imagine how those two different slices of bread sit in your stomach. One is literally a carbohydrate brick, resisting moisture, while the other melts on contact.

Seriously, which would you rather have inside of your body?

Well, just one glance at the comments below this video answers that question pretty quickly. It's homemade bread for the win.

"Is all food fake now? Sickening"

"You couldn’t pay me to eat wonder bread."

"There's probably better nutrition in the packaging than the bread...."

"Bread that turns into a water balloon. Americans eating sponges and calling it breakfast."

"That's why its called Wonder Bread. Really makes you Wonder if it's Bread."

DEBRIEFING

What makes this really jarring is that this test wasn't just performed on some random slice of bread. It was on Wonder Bread, which sells roughly 90 million loaves a year, making it one of the most recognizable grocery-store staples in the country.

I mean, Wonder Bread is legendary. It's a staple product that generations of Americans were brought up on, but unfortunately, the modern-day slice of Wonder Bread isn't like it was decades ago.

Back in the day, the ingredients were simple and easy for someone to understand. We're talking refined wheat flour, water, yeast, sugar, salt... nothing complicated, nothing out of the ordinary.

But now the bread includes ingredients like:

• enriched wheat flour

• high-fructose corn syrup or sugar

• soybean oil

• yeast

• calcium propionate (preservative)

• DATEM (dough conditioner)

• mono- and diglycerides (emulsifiers)

• soy lecithin

• enzymes to control texture

And all of these additives are there for a few key things: keep the bread softer for longer, improve shelf life, and maintain the uniform texture across factories.

It's all literally for marketing, mass appeal, and sales. Not for your health and certainly not for taste.

NOW YOU KNOW

The longer food survives on a shelf, the more likely it was engineered to do so.