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The future of work is cheaper, not smarter.

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New York didn’t fix wages. It dodged them.

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The loophole won. Workers didn’t.

BRIEFING

Grant here. New York City has managed to invent a loophole so absurd it basically feels like satire. Restaurants across Manhattan, Queens, and Jersey City are now hiring virtual cashiers in the Philippines who appear on a tablet through Zoom. But here's the real kicker: these workers are only paid $3.25 an hour, yet the restaurants still hit you with an 18% tip request. Let’s break it down.

Labor costs in NYC are sky-high, but instead of fixing the problem with real solutions, these businesses found a clever way to offshore the entire front counter. You walk in, place your order, and a smiling face on a screen eight thousand miles away guides you through the menu. Then you tap the tablet to finish the transaction and get greeted with that dreaded tip screen.

So to be absolutely clear, these companies are paying overseas workers a fraction of a New York wage while still asking customers for full-priced American tips. This is the level of ridiculousness we have reached, folks.

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Multiple restaurants in New York City have found a way around paying the minimum wage

They are hiring virtual cashiers from the Philippines via zoom calls and only have to pay them $3.25 per hour

The locations doing this still ask for 18% tips on orders

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On a recent afternoon at Sansan Chicken in Long Island City, a reporter for The Post was greeted by Pie, a 33-year-old hostess who works from her living room in the Philippine city of Subic.

The cheerful remote worker said she is employed by a company called Happy Cashier and that she enjoys her work.

Pie declined to disclose how much she was paid but said customers sometimes leave generous tips despite the fact that she’s not actually there in person.

Once, she got $40 at Yaso Kitchen in Jersey City, she said — adding that she splits tips with her manager and kitchen staff at the restaurant.

The eyebrow-raising idea has customers tied in knots — some enjoyed the novelty, while others thought the lack of human interaction stripped away something precious.

“I think you lose an element of connecting with someone when they’re not physically there,” one customer named Catherine said outside Sansan Ramen in LIC.

“I also don’t know if it’s taking a job away from someone, as well. I think it’s important that we’re supporting our communities, and having people from the community connecting with their clientele.”

The dynamics of the operation seem to be cloaked in secrecy. It’s not clear if the hostesses work for the restaurant or a third-party company that hires them out.

It’s also not clear who owns the restaurants, and how much the hostesses are getting paid.

The Post could not reach the businesses’ owner, and employees would not divulge information about their bosses when a reporter asked.

Despite the fact that the new restaurants are combining two of Americans’ least favorite things — tipping and outsourcing jobs — it may be the future of customer service, says one tech expert.

Brett Goldstein, a 33-year-old tech entrepreneur who posted about Sansan Chicken on Mercer Street in Manhattan in a now-viral thread on X, pointed out that the remote staffers are a “clear way to cut costs” that could lead to even more weirdly dystopian advances in the future.

“Today, this is a Filipino woman behind a screen, controlling a POS system — but it’s not crazy to believe that probably in the next six to twelve months, this could be an AI avatar doing all the same things,” he said.

Of course, this isn’t just a handful of New York restaurants cutting corners. The “virtual cashier” trend has already been showing up in nationwide chains like McDonald’s, Popeyes, and Taco Bell, where customers walk up to a screen instead of a person to place an order.

But what’s happening in New York, while technically more “human,” is somehow even more dystopian. It’s a strange middle ground where you get the illusion of customer service without any of the actual workers, and the whole setup feels more bizarre than any self-checkout kiosk ever could.

DEBRIEFING

What we're seeing here in New York isn't a tech upgrade; it's more like a sneak peek of late-stage America.

When the cost of living and the cost of labor drift this far apart, someone always finds a workaround, and that workaround rarely protects the American worker.

These virtual cashiers are the logical next step in a city where wages are unable to keep pace with local policies, taxes, and inflation. These restaurants aren't clever; they didn't reinvent the wheel or anything revolutionary like that. They just simply realized that it's cheaper to beam in someone from the Philippines than to pay a local employee enough to live in the city where the restaurant actually exists.

The tip prompt is the part that really should put a bee in every American's bonnet. It's infuriating that the customer is still expected to subsidize labor, even when the labor isn’t local and the wages are a fraction of New York’s minimum. It's just greed on top of greed at this point.

NOW YOU KNOW

When wages fail, loopholes win.